Monday, December 15, 2008
Saturday, November 22, 2008
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Monday, October 27, 2008
Friday, October 10, 2008
kind of funny rap
hey here's a video i found and i thought it was pretty funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw&feature=user
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw&feature=user
Sunday, September 21, 2008
THE GREATEST STORY....EVER.
TAKE TURNS ADDING A SENTENCE OR TWO TO THE STORY.
AMENDMENT: IN ORDER TO HURRY OUR EPIC TALE SIMPLY ADD ON WHEN EVER YOU FEEL BUT THERE IS A TWO PERSON BUFFER RULE (TWO POSTS MUST BE IN BETWEEN EACH OF YOUR ADDITIONS.
--Added by Fred 10/28/08
"That was quite an exit, Cuz" said Greg extending his hand.
"I never liked using doors anyway. I'm ashamed for you to see me like this, Gregory. Ever since I became known as 'The Defenestrator' every young buck west of the Mississippi has been trying to make a name for themselves by tossing me out windows."
"Looks like we've both fallen on hard times. My Lucky Golden Egg was stolen from me just last night. Some shady character made off it. I was hoping that you'd help me hunt him down. Are you in or out?"
--Added by Nate 10/08/08
He hitched Leonard to a hitching post upon entering the mainstreet area. He knew his best bet at getting clues to Jacob's wearabouts would be to inquire patrons at the downtown saloon. as he approched the saloon he saw a man getting thrown out of the front window. he hurried to see what was up. Amidst the broken glass Gregory saw a man who, from behind, could be Jacob. had the Defenestrator been Defenestrated?
---Added by Luke 10/03/2008
A trail of dust rose from the pitter-patter of Lenard's foot steps.Greg pulled up on the reigns causing a loud squawk from his trusty companion as he came to a halt in front of the sign designating Davenport's city limits. His second cousin thrice removed Jacob "The Defenestrator" Fredrickson was a Davenportian native who could perhaps lend some aid to Gregory's situation. If only he knew how to find him...
--ADDED by Spencer on 10/1/2008
Gregory had made up his mind. "I'm going to have to catch that dark figure if i'm ever going to be able to finish my journey," and with that saddled up his ostrich. It was almost dawn and Gregory knew he had lost ground on his target. However he knew that at top speeds his ostritch could reach at least 40 mph where as the average horse could only run up to 30 mph. but where which way did the masked figure run? The closest town was Davenport, he would have to start his investigation there.
--ADDED by Jerome on 9/28/2008
All of his money was there. His maps, pictures of his family, all there, but the one thing that drove him to leave his peaceful life, that one thing that reminded him what his dreams were was missing. "Its got to be in here somewhere," he thought to himself. As he was starting to panic he thought to himself,"coming all this way was for nothing, will I be able to continue on my quest if it's not in here..."
--ADDED by Luke on 9/24/2008
Even the most ruthless venom-veined outlaws would be shaking in their boots, but not Gregory. He stood up as he brushed the dust from his britches. "No Tomfoolery is going to prevent me from reaping what is rightly mine," Gregory thought to himself. As he reloaded his gun he felt a cold fast rush sweep through his body, he ran quickly to his now alert ostrich seizing the saddle bag upon his arrival. Was it still inside? or had the dark figure of the night robbed him? He opened the flap.
--ADDED by Fred on 9/23/2008
By the light of the full moon and he could see that his pots and pans had been kicked over. There was a dark figure stirring the embers of his dying fire.
"That's the damnest looking horse I've ever seen," said the figure.
"It's not a horse," said Gregory reaching for his revolver.
"Looking for this?" The dark figure flashed the gun and then quickly unloaded it, letting the bullets drop softly to the earth.
Before he could respond the dark figure had mounted his steed, which was also cloaked in darkness. "Stay out of Iowa," said the figure flatly. He tossed the empty revolver at Gregory and vanished.
--ADDED by Nate on 9-23-08
As the sun was setting it began to get dark. "I'd better set up camp for the night" Gregory thought, and so he did. He had fallen asleep for several hours when suddenly he was jolted awake by a loud noise.
Long ago in the year 2007 a boy by the name of Gregory Yohuligan set out from his parents cottage headed toward the large city of Decorah ,Iowa in search of a new life. He went on the quest knowing full well he could never return to his life as a horse shoe shiner. He left a note describing his intentions to his parents right before saddling up on his trusty ostrich Lenny for the treacherous ride through miles and miles of corn fields. Before Gregory knew it all he could see of his humble home was a stream of smoke rising from the chimney.
AMENDMENT: IN ORDER TO HURRY OUR EPIC TALE SIMPLY ADD ON WHEN EVER YOU FEEL BUT THERE IS A TWO PERSON BUFFER RULE (TWO POSTS MUST BE IN BETWEEN EACH OF YOUR ADDITIONS.
--Added by Fred 10/28/08
"That was quite an exit, Cuz" said Greg extending his hand.
"I never liked using doors anyway. I'm ashamed for you to see me like this, Gregory. Ever since I became known as 'The Defenestrator' every young buck west of the Mississippi has been trying to make a name for themselves by tossing me out windows."
"Looks like we've both fallen on hard times. My Lucky Golden Egg was stolen from me just last night. Some shady character made off it. I was hoping that you'd help me hunt him down. Are you in or out?"
--Added by Nate 10/08/08
He hitched Leonard to a hitching post upon entering the mainstreet area. He knew his best bet at getting clues to Jacob's wearabouts would be to inquire patrons at the downtown saloon. as he approched the saloon he saw a man getting thrown out of the front window. he hurried to see what was up. Amidst the broken glass Gregory saw a man who, from behind, could be Jacob. had the Defenestrator been Defenestrated?
---Added by Luke 10/03/2008
A trail of dust rose from the pitter-patter of Lenard's foot steps.Greg pulled up on the reigns causing a loud squawk from his trusty companion as he came to a halt in front of the sign designating Davenport's city limits. His second cousin thrice removed Jacob "The Defenestrator" Fredrickson was a Davenportian native who could perhaps lend some aid to Gregory's situation. If only he knew how to find him...
--ADDED by Spencer on 10/1/2008
Gregory had made up his mind. "I'm going to have to catch that dark figure if i'm ever going to be able to finish my journey," and with that saddled up his ostrich. It was almost dawn and Gregory knew he had lost ground on his target. However he knew that at top speeds his ostritch could reach at least 40 mph where as the average horse could only run up to 30 mph. but where which way did the masked figure run? The closest town was Davenport, he would have to start his investigation there.
--ADDED by Jerome on 9/28/2008
All of his money was there. His maps, pictures of his family, all there, but the one thing that drove him to leave his peaceful life, that one thing that reminded him what his dreams were was missing. "Its got to be in here somewhere," he thought to himself. As he was starting to panic he thought to himself,"coming all this way was for nothing, will I be able to continue on my quest if it's not in here..."
--ADDED by Luke on 9/24/2008
Even the most ruthless venom-veined outlaws would be shaking in their boots, but not Gregory. He stood up as he brushed the dust from his britches. "No Tomfoolery is going to prevent me from reaping what is rightly mine," Gregory thought to himself. As he reloaded his gun he felt a cold fast rush sweep through his body, he ran quickly to his now alert ostrich seizing the saddle bag upon his arrival. Was it still inside? or had the dark figure of the night robbed him? He opened the flap.
--ADDED by Fred on 9/23/2008
By the light of the full moon and he could see that his pots and pans had been kicked over. There was a dark figure stirring the embers of his dying fire.
"That's the damnest looking horse I've ever seen," said the figure.
"It's not a horse," said Gregory reaching for his revolver.
"Looking for this?" The dark figure flashed the gun and then quickly unloaded it, letting the bullets drop softly to the earth.
Before he could respond the dark figure had mounted his steed, which was also cloaked in darkness. "Stay out of Iowa," said the figure flatly. He tossed the empty revolver at Gregory and vanished.
--ADDED by Nate on 9-23-08
As the sun was setting it began to get dark. "I'd better set up camp for the night" Gregory thought, and so he did. He had fallen asleep for several hours when suddenly he was jolted awake by a loud noise.
Long ago in the year 2007 a boy by the name of Gregory Yohuligan set out from his parents cottage headed toward the large city of Decorah ,Iowa in search of a new life. He went on the quest knowing full well he could never return to his life as a horse shoe shiner. He left a note describing his intentions to his parents right before saddling up on his trusty ostrich Lenny for the treacherous ride through miles and miles of corn fields. Before Gregory knew it all he could see of his humble home was a stream of smoke rising from the chimney.
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Favorite Scholastica, Winons State, USC, Luther, AHS experience
If you haven't hard from mom already, last night my room was stuck under about an inch of water. The story is that a guy tried hanging something on one of the sprinklers and they went off in his room. The alarm went off we had to exit the building (around 1100 pm ( third time we had to exit the building because of a fire alarm this week, all other times happening after 1030pm as well)). It turns out that the person who set of the sprinklers in his room was in the room right next to us. The sprinklers in our room did not go off, however, the water seeped in through the wall and when we finally were allowed back in the building i came in to see our carpet had some water coming out of it. I was unable to get a hold of my other roommates for a while and spent a half hour unplugging stuff and using a towel to soak up water and transfer it to a bucket. Eventually more and more people came in to help (including my roommates). Finally i was able to get to bed around 100 am. As of now, we are trying to salvage the carpet from mold, its drying in the sun. apart from the carpet we only lost one computer charger (my roommates) and maybe an n64, the 64 is still questionable, were going to wait about 2 weeks to let it dry. We were very Lucky in the fact that we had just got a futon and some other stuff earlier that day and so we rearranged and elevated our two xbox 360's off the ground and out of harms way. All in all it was a pretty entertaining night.
I was just wondering if you guys had any fun stories of mayhem, destruction, and magical creatures.
I was just wondering if you guys had any fun stories of mayhem, destruction, and magical creatures.
Obama/Biden in '08
In November, if you're of age, you should vote for Barack Obama. This post is mostly directed at Spencer who I think is still on the fence. I assume that Luke and Nate get it, and JJ for that matter, but he can't vote. Don't vote for a third party candidate. I voted for Nader in 2000 and it didn't turn out so good, or rather it blew up in our collected faces as the worst administration in American history snuck in through the back door and dragged our country into a quagmire of bloodshed, poverty, and pestilence.
I'm writing this for primarily selfish reasons because if McCain (who I once admired, but now can no longer recognize since he has mutated into some perverse caricature of his former self) wins in November, I'll probably become very despondent and start vandalizing homes of people with McCain/Palin signs in their stupid, ugly, ignorant yards. Then I'll get arrested and I won't be able to send you Christmas/birthday gifts from prison. That's right, I'm not above bribery.
Seriously, Spenny, voting for Obama will get you more ladies. Isn't that what it's all about? College chicks love a progressive, forward-thinking dude. Obama gives you all that and more. You can be a conservative d-bag when you're a retired old man.
I welcome any and all responses. For some reason I'm more anxious about the outcome of this election than anything I've encountered before ever and this blog seems to provide a cathartic effect.
I'm writing this for primarily selfish reasons because if McCain (who I once admired, but now can no longer recognize since he has mutated into some perverse caricature of his former self) wins in November, I'll probably become very despondent and start vandalizing homes of people with McCain/Palin signs in their stupid, ugly, ignorant yards. Then I'll get arrested and I won't be able to send you Christmas/birthday gifts from prison. That's right, I'm not above bribery.
Seriously, Spenny, voting for Obama will get you more ladies. Isn't that what it's all about? College chicks love a progressive, forward-thinking dude. Obama gives you all that and more. You can be a conservative d-bag when you're a retired old man.
I welcome any and all responses. For some reason I'm more anxious about the outcome of this election than anything I've encountered before ever and this blog seems to provide a cathartic effect.
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Friday, September 5, 2008
Monday, August 25, 2008
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
worst thing my friends have done to my property
I encourage you all to list your fondest memories of someone abusing your property.
In the third grade i had a new york rangers pencil that's eraser looked like a hockey blade and cody walter was pretending to play hockey w/ it and snapped it half.
total damage: $2.50 and some tears.
I look forward to hearing from all of you.
In the third grade i had a new york rangers pencil that's eraser looked like a hockey blade and cody walter was pretending to play hockey w/ it and snapped it half.
total damage: $2.50 and some tears.
I look forward to hearing from all of you.
Thursday, August 7, 2008
Monday, July 21, 2008
what is this a 3 hour tour?
Did everyone get their itineraries? I'm excited.. however i did note that TI does not have an arcade for JJ to enjoy. i think that's just a grand casino thing.
Anyway.. i'm taking off Tuesday -> Thursday for this expedition..
what plans do you guys have? I cant wait to race down sand dredges.
I found a picture of the boat dad reserved:
Anyway.. i'm taking off Tuesday -> Thursday for this expedition..
what plans do you guys have? I cant wait to race down sand dredges.
I found a picture of the boat dad reserved:
Sunday, July 20, 2008
Biggest upset ever???
I was just watching the espy's and i saw the biggest upset category. I was upset when i found out that the NY Giants took it with their upset over the patriots over the Appalachian State-Michigan upset. Is anyone else upagnry about this?
Saturday, July 19, 2008
Timber
Check yourself lest you wreck yourself.
This is a decent website for wasting time. New Video most every day.
This is a decent website for wasting time. New Video most every day.
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Time Capsule
This flash animation is probably close to ten-years-old, but I still enjoy it. Kablooey!
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
HOW SPENCER CAN WIN 1000 $ AND BE ABLE TO BUY A SEGA DREAMCAST!
http://www.northlandsnewscenter.com/younews/22826269.html?contest=current
GO THERE UPLOAD COW VIDEO, ALERT THE BLOGOSPHERE TO VOTE, COLLECT WINNINGS, GIVE LUKE 100$
GO THERE UPLOAD COW VIDEO, ALERT THE BLOGOSPHERE TO VOTE, COLLECT WINNINGS, GIVE LUKE 100$
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Friday, June 20, 2008
fred i'm worried about you....and all this time i thought it was the roids
http://blog.newsweek.com/blogs/labnotes/archive/2008/06/16/bumper-sickers-road-rage.aspx
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Thursday, June 5, 2008
Thursday, May 29, 2008
OMG
I just thought this was funny
Caution: Adult Humor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1piuJzS7H-4&feature=related
Caution: Adult Humor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1piuJzS7H-4&feature=related
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Thursday, May 22, 2008
The happiest days of our lives.
We had a great time at the Botanical Garden, but it was time to go...
Monday, May 19, 2008
Owned: Top Ten Injuries Sustained by the Brothers Green*
Hopefully this will stimulate some discussion. You'll notice that there's only 7. Nominate your favorite remembered catastrophes to add to the list.
*Not including Luke's SCI.
7. Apparently chainsaws actually are dangerous.
I think it was the summer of 2001 or 2002 and we were clearing the land where the house now stands. I was on chainsaw duty since I was the oldest and, supposedly, most responsible. Dad was directing operations, but couldn't help much because his heart surgery was approaching. I was cutting down saplings and the younger brothers were dragging the downed trees to the bonfire that we had going. It became apparent that trees were too long and had to be cut up in short pieces to fit into the fire. I was in the process of shortening the lumber when I looked down and noticed a hole in my jeans and a dark red stain below that. The stain was growing. I didn't feel anything. When I turned the chainsaw off, Dad asked, "What's up?" After a quick assessment I calmly informed him: "I f&cked up." Luckily the cut wasn't too deep and it only took 3 stitches to patch up. The scar is awesome.
6. All I want for Christmas.
I'm not sure when it first happened, but it seemed like there was a stretch when Nate managed to knock out or chip off his front teeth every couple of weeks. What's was up with that?
5. Beaver Creek collision.
I think that this happened the last on the slopes, Thanksgiving 2006. Everybody was skiing together on that one run that ended by the Ritz-Carlton, Bachelor Gulch. Suzanne was giving JJ an impromptu turning lesson. I was following behind. Jerome was looking really good: he pizzaed when he was supposed to pizza, he french fried when he was supposed to french fry. And then, out of nowhere, Crazy-Snowboarding-Nate slams into J-Fresh at an incredible rate. There was a loud whack which I later learned was the sound that JJ's shin makes when a snowboard strikes it. The both went sprawling down the hill. Nate was quick to apologize and Jerome toughed it out and skied the rest of the day.
4. I'll take the stairs.
Spencer+Bucket+Stairway=Fractured Arm. I guess I have to take responsibility for this one since I was babysitting. Spenny wanted me to push him down the stairs as he sat in one of those big round storage bucket things. I refused and told him that he would get hurt. I thought that that was the end of it until a heard a tremendous crash.
3. Batter up.
This one happened by the baseball diamonds behind Ellis. I think that Nate's team was playing and we were there as spectators with Mom. One of the Swank kids was taking some warm up swings on the sidelines. He wasn't playing mind you, just killing time like the rest of the audience. Anyway, he caught Luke square in the nose with an aluminum bat. It looked terrible. There was blood everywhere.
2. That finger was too long anyway.
I only heard about this one over the phone, but apparently JJ nicked off the tip of his finger with Mom's fabric slicer. Ouch.
1. From relaxing nap to horrific nightmare.
I was enjoying the natural surroundings of Northern Wisconsin when a gang of hooligans surrounded the hammock I was resting in and starting to swing it violently back and forth. They were screaming some nonsense about trying to swing me all the way around. It didn't work and I hit the ground hard. I tried to curse at them, but my mouth was full of leaves and dirt and my brain didn't work right because I had just suffered a concussion. Good times.
*Not including Luke's SCI.
7. Apparently chainsaws actually are dangerous.
I think it was the summer of 2001 or 2002 and we were clearing the land where the house now stands. I was on chainsaw duty since I was the oldest and, supposedly, most responsible. Dad was directing operations, but couldn't help much because his heart surgery was approaching. I was cutting down saplings and the younger brothers were dragging the downed trees to the bonfire that we had going. It became apparent that trees were too long and had to be cut up in short pieces to fit into the fire. I was in the process of shortening the lumber when I looked down and noticed a hole in my jeans and a dark red stain below that. The stain was growing. I didn't feel anything. When I turned the chainsaw off, Dad asked, "What's up?" After a quick assessment I calmly informed him: "I f&cked up." Luckily the cut wasn't too deep and it only took 3 stitches to patch up. The scar is awesome.
6. All I want for Christmas.
I'm not sure when it first happened, but it seemed like there was a stretch when Nate managed to knock out or chip off his front teeth every couple of weeks. What's was up with that?
5. Beaver Creek collision.
I think that this happened the last on the slopes, Thanksgiving 2006. Everybody was skiing together on that one run that ended by the Ritz-Carlton, Bachelor Gulch. Suzanne was giving JJ an impromptu turning lesson. I was following behind. Jerome was looking really good: he pizzaed when he was supposed to pizza, he french fried when he was supposed to french fry. And then, out of nowhere, Crazy-Snowboarding-Nate slams into J-Fresh at an incredible rate. There was a loud whack which I later learned was the sound that JJ's shin makes when a snowboard strikes it. The both went sprawling down the hill. Nate was quick to apologize and Jerome toughed it out and skied the rest of the day.
4. I'll take the stairs.
Spencer+Bucket+Stairway=Fractured Arm. I guess I have to take responsibility for this one since I was babysitting. Spenny wanted me to push him down the stairs as he sat in one of those big round storage bucket things. I refused and told him that he would get hurt. I thought that that was the end of it until a heard a tremendous crash.
3. Batter up.
This one happened by the baseball diamonds behind Ellis. I think that Nate's team was playing and we were there as spectators with Mom. One of the Swank kids was taking some warm up swings on the sidelines. He wasn't playing mind you, just killing time like the rest of the audience. Anyway, he caught Luke square in the nose with an aluminum bat. It looked terrible. There was blood everywhere.
2. That finger was too long anyway.
I only heard about this one over the phone, but apparently JJ nicked off the tip of his finger with Mom's fabric slicer. Ouch.
1. From relaxing nap to horrific nightmare.
I was enjoying the natural surroundings of Northern Wisconsin when a gang of hooligans surrounded the hammock I was resting in and starting to swing it violently back and forth. They were screaming some nonsense about trying to swing me all the way around. It didn't work and I hit the ground hard. I tried to curse at them, but my mouth was full of leaves and dirt and my brain didn't work right because I had just suffered a concussion. Good times.
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Temper Temper
Bill O’Reilly loses it.
This isn't really funny, but it is disturbing. Disclaimer: may include adult language.
This isn't really funny, but it is disturbing. Disclaimer: may include adult language.
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Friday, May 2, 2008
Iron Man gets two thumbs up
wow this was a good super hero movie, i would suggest that you guys all see it. It was pretty much the best super hero movie I've ever seen.
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Mother's Day 2008
Sunday, May 11 is Mother's Day. Are there any plans in the works? I have work off so I'll probably cruise to Austin. Nate? Luke?
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Attention Fred
You left your Battles CD (Mirrored) in my car.
it's been there for awhile but i noticed it today.
i can send it to you if you give me an address.
in completely unrelated news i'm using Linux now. and it's pretty nice.
it's been there for awhile but i noticed it today.
i can send it to you if you give me an address.
in completely unrelated news i'm using Linux now. and it's pretty nice.
Friday, April 25, 2008
Thursday, April 24, 2008
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Looking for a bus driver
Hey all you green bros. this entry is primarily for Fred and Nate. For prom we were granted the use of the Hardy Short bus by Mr. Rayce Hardy himself. However he has no intent on driving it so we (the senior class of 2008) are looking out for a 21 year old that is willing to drive on May 3rd. Interested? Interested?
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Plagiarizer
Dear Spencer,
You are a plagiarizer. Not to be confused with Energizer batteries. You owe Dimitri Martin a thank you card at the least . p.s. he has quite a funny bit about batteries 2 min before the material you stole from him.
You are a plagiarizer. Not to be confused with Energizer batteries. You owe Dimitri Martin a thank you card at the least . p.s. he has quite a funny bit about batteries 2 min before the material you stole from him.
Saturday, April 19, 2008
Friday, April 18, 2008
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Sunday, April 13, 2008
Anybody remember the Dana Carvey Show?
Stephen Colbert before he was STEPHEN COLBERT
Steve Carell is also featured in this sketch from the mid-90s.
Steve Carell is also featured in this sketch from the mid-90s.
Saturday, April 12, 2008
Friday, April 11, 2008
Thursday, April 10, 2008
JJ's Email
Hey jj got an account, his name is jroegreen7@gmail.com however i do not now how to ad him so one of you should
Extraction
Thanks for taking the initiative to set this up. Does Jam Master J have access? Does he even have an email account? Do little whippersnappers his age even use email?
I just read about a guy who asked his wife to marry him by extracting the fortune from the cookie and then slipping in his own "Will You Marry Me?" fortune. I think it would be more fun to use this technique for more sinister purposes.
I just read about a guy who asked his wife to marry him by extracting the fortune from the cookie and then slipping in his own "Will You Marry Me?" fortune. I think it would be more fun to use this technique for more sinister purposes.
Brother number four says...
A really fun thing to do after you get fortune cookies is adding the words "in bed" after your fortune
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